Women are from Venus, Men are from New Jersey
my heart on the sidewalk
you've got to be nice damn it!
If I give you a look that makes you feel like a complete idiot, its probably because youre a complete idiot
If your house listing doesn’t include any pictures, I’m just going to assume your house is a fat guy
Come down. That mean old dog is gone.
(Source: sexpigeon)
Do it. Put a pizza in your sub. You are unchecked. You are untrammeled. You are America.
(Source: sexpigeon)
(Source: petervidani)
